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10. The revolving door to his bedroom frequently jams up.

9. Having that “not so fresh feeling” right before a romantic interlude.

8. Secret trips to Beverly Hills plastic surgeon between missions aren`t covered in MI6`s health plan.

7. Mistaking your silver bullets for your suppositories.

6. Never able to escape the shadows of the one…the only…the original…the best James Bond: Barry Nelson.

5. Trying to take a whiz in a men`s room urinal, only to be interrupted by George Michael saying “Ah, Mr. Bond, we meet again.”

4. His Aston Martin may be a computerized, kick-butt arsenal of gadgets, but it won`t translate the Taco Bell drive through window worker`s words into English

3. The World Is Not Enough…and neither is the penicillin.

2. Hard to look suave and debonair with your colostomy bag sloshing around in your Brioni tux

1. Pussy Galore = Herpes Galore