As presented on the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10. Glove compartment Slurpee machine

9. Superitchy pants

8. Stapler with hidden scotchtape dispenser

7. Selfcleaning Isotoner gloves

6. Special implants that turn 007 into a 009, if you know what I mean

5. Laseraction Flowbee

4. More realistic than usual rubber vomit

3. Pepper grinder that dispenses a little too much pepper

2. “Real killer” detecting nine iron

1. The Quiz Machine