Top Ten Rejected Sean Connery Movie Lines

As presented on the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

10. “Do you like my frilly sundress, commander?”

9. “Congratulations, Ernest, you’ve saved Christmas!”

8. “I’m not only a secret agent, I’m also a client.”

7. “My pajamas have given me a bad rash.”

6. “Dr. No, Dr. Kevorkian. Dr. Kevorkian, Dr. No.”

5. “Please pass the mashed potatoes, Goldfinger.”

4. “One more martini, and I’m gonna ralph.”

3. “Help, Mommy! I’m being chased by a scary man with steel teeth!”

2. “Let me see if I have this right: I have sex with Robert Redford, and I get $1 million?”

1. “The name’s McDonald. Ronald McDonald.”