TMWTGG: Britt Ekland as Mary Goodnight

Subject: Mary Goodnight
Organization: Liaison Officer
Age: 31
Height: 5`5″
Weight: 115 lbs
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Skills: Seduction; Boating; Charisma; Cryptography; Driving; Electronics; Evasion; Fire Combat; Hand to Hand Combat; Lockpicking and Safecracking; Science; Stealth
Weaknesses: None
Fields of Expertise: Computers; Microphotography

Background: Goodnight looks better on paper than in action. A liason officer sent to Hong Kong to assist James Bond on his hunt for Scaramanga, Goodnight creates more problems than she solves. For most of her `Golden Gun` mission she managed to get trapped in a variety of tight situations. For example, she gets trapped in Bond`s hotel closet while he makes love to Andrea Anders. Another time she finds herself trapped in the trunk of Scaramanga`s car which converts into an airplane and takes off. When Goodnight isn`t getting herself trapped she`s getting other people killed, or close to it. Goodnight manages to switch on a solar powered laser beam that nearly fries Bond to a bloody crisp. In another faux pas, she knocks one of Scaramanga`s men into a temperature controlled liquid nitrogen chamber, thus raising the temperature by one degree and setting off a chain reaction that leads to the destruction of Scaramanga`s island palace. Mary Goodnight: beautiful to look at, deadly to touch. This is one field agent better left back in the office.

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