The July 31 issue of The National Enquirer shows Bill Clinton on its cover sans the three-piece threads he used to wear ala James Bond and wearing a Nehru jacket, much more along the social graces of Messrs. Blofeld, Carver and Dr. Evil.
The “AIF” on his jacket stands for the American Indian Foundation, for which the ex-Prez was stumping for an evening’s fundraiser alongside lovely models. As the story reports inside, Clinton was creating havoc in New York at the Regent Wall Street Hotel by running off with another woman, a lovely blond model. Hillary is threatening a divorce!
–And we thought 007Forever was behind the Enquirer in breaking news to the fans. Huh.